What did the tool box say to the hammer?

Toolsie!

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What did the tool box say to the hammer?

Toolsie!

What is another name for a Nissan Cube?

A tool box.

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What do you call a communist hip-hop musician?

MC Hammer and Sickle.

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.