What did the tool box say to the hammer?

Toolsie!

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What did the tool box say to the hammer?

Toolsie!

What is another name for a Nissan Cube?

A tool box.

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What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.