Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

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Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?"

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What country makes the most milk?

Nepal

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

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How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

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Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.