Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do you call a generalization made by a farmer?

An overall statement.

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

What's the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk?

A mootation

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?

You can't milk a goat for over 50 years

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

How about the No Bucket Challenge?

Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.