Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

How do you milk a sheep?

With iPhone periph**e**rals.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.