Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why is milk so fast?

Because it's pasteurized before you see it!

What did the milk say to the cheese?

Hey, you're old!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

What do you call an unfinished inflow of money?

Incomplete.