Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

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How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

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Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

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Where do stoners keep their money?

In a joint account

Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

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Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba?

It's the Hemming way.

What country has 6 faces, and 8 points?

Cuba