Why did the pig go to the casino ?

To play the slop machine !

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What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

What game do old black people play?

Blingo!

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Why are there so few casinos in Africa?

Too many cheetahs

Why did the pig go to the casino ?

To play the slop machine !

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What do you call a pig that's a lumber jack?

Well you call him porkchop

What do you call a pig in a steel foundry?

A pig pig.