Why did the pig go to the casino ?

To play the slop machine !

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How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

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Why did the pig go to the casino ?

To play the slop machine !

Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

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What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

What do you call a pig that's a lumber jack?

Well you call him porkchop