What does a pig put on his cut?

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Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

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Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

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