What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

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What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

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What age were pigs discovered in?

The Saus Age.

What do you call a pig behind a car wheel?

A ham brake !

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What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!