What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

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What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

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How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.