How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

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What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...

How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

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What is Green and Oblong?

A well disguised orange!

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

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Why was the baby ant so confused?

Because all of his uncles were ants!

What does my Uncle and my account balance have in common?

I cry whenever I see them.

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What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!

Who's there ! Aardvark ! Aardvark who ?

Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !