How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

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Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?

All sorts of antics !

What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

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How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

What is Green and Oblong?

A well disguised orange!

Uncle Jokes More Uncle Jokes

Why an Aunt?

I can understand why an Uncle would be in there.

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!