What does my Uncle and my account balance have in common?

I cry whenever I see them.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a feminist?

At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying: Hahaha

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What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)