What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How does every black joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?

Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do older women wear?

Depends

What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

N Jokes More N Jokes

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?

Because it is in the middle of TNT.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.