What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

Who is the smelliest hairiest monarch in the world?

King Pong.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

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Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

Buddy Jokes More Buddy Jokes

What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

Mike Jokes More Mike Jokes

What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.