What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

What's the tallest building in the world?

A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)

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What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

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How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate."

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Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

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What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

Mike Jokes More Mike Jokes

What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

What is the first name of Mr Rafone?

Mike.