Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

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Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

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It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

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MC Hammer and Sickle.

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What just happened there?

Buddy says "Eumetazoa."

What the the electrician say to his buddy?

Watts up !

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Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)