Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

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How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

because she was touched by Jesus.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

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Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

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Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

What the the electrician say to his buddy?

Watts up !

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What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.