What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

We'll get on it next week