What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

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What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

What's an American's favourite day of the week?

Fryday.

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How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?