What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

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What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?

One is a weak one and the other one week !

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed ?!?!?"

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Which American President was least guilty?

Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.

Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).