What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?

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Why is the KKK a good place to find a job?

Cos they'll always hook a brutha up

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M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

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How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

in a Dutch accent Not much Gouda

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How do vampires like their tea?

With a old tampon in it.

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

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Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

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What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess