What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

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What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

Who makes a drinking sound like this *makes drinking sound*?

GEORGE GRASHINGTON!

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What happened to good old-fashion soap?

Is it too basic?

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

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What happens to a drunk vampire?

They get a fangover.

What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.