What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

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What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

What happened to the Polish National Library?

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What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

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What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !