What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

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Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

What happened to the blind surgeon?

He got the sack.

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What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.

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What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

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How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.