What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

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Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?

A bigger target.

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What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

Ice caps !

How do snowmen travel around ?

By iceicle !

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Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.