What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

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What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Ink-credible Hulk.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

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Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

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How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.