What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

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Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

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Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

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What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.