What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

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What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D

What do you get when you cross a rock climber with a tsetse fly?

Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector.

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Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

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Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite