Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

Why did Al Gore go to the dentist for a tooth pulling?

He had an Inconvenient Tooth.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

Snowblower Jokes More Snowblower Jokes

Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.

What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower