Because 7.. 8.. 9
He had a bad experience with Windows
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)
Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)
One hobbyte.
Because 7 ate 9.
Because 7 was mean. Get it?
1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.
A Def Leppard.
His hardware was Microsoft
Because windows 7 8 9