Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

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What do you call a window that can rap?

Two Panes

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

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Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool?

Microsoft Word.

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Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

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Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"

What's the best way to get a Punjab in India?

Hire a cunning linguist.