Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

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Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment?

There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.

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Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft

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Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

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Why don't you hire these twins for the robbery boss?

Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross.

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.