Maid Jokes

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

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What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

How many chores can horny maids do?

70. Cooking and 69.

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How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ?

She was maid in France !

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Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.

What are you doing man?

Him: " I am dusting off man.."

Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What do you call mustard that's not very hot?

Air condijoned. I'll see myself out.

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

it's must-up ..

Plunger Jokes More Plunger Jokes

How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

China Jokes More China Jokes

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

Arc Jokes More Arc Jokes

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

Why do writers hate the bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does a mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!

What made the New Mexican sad?

He was out of meth.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project?

Krautsourcing

What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.