Maid Jokes

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

How many chores can horny maids do?

70. Cooking and 69.

This joke may have profanity.

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ?

She was maid in France !

You might also enjoy:

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn" .

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does a desperate Mexican do?

Bangs his head against the wall.

What do you call a Mexican guy shouting at someone?

An argumentative ese

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Cause Seven ate Windows 9

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a white person on fire?

A firecracker.

What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

Joan Jokes More Joan Jokes

What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

Where could you look up Joan of Arc's profile?

On Tinder.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

What do you call a person with no brain?

A no-brainer

French Jokes More French Jokes

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"

Why was Les miserable?

He was French.

Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him?

Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.

What do you call a singing bottle of mustard?

Celine Dijon