Mustard in a rollerskate
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Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.
Air condijoned. I'll see myself out.
That's how he mustard the troops.
it's must-up ..
I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!
You mustard be joking!
A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)
dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)
Celine Dijon
Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.
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Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.
A seasoned veteran
A seasoned veteran.
Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.
He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.
Dogma
Because he was stuck in denial.
Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.
Go for the juggler
Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."
a smile and wave!
Attila the Bun.
Bun-nies make lovely pets !
USA: "What'd you just say " Nachos: "Nothing."
Rodney King Pinatas
They always quack the case.
In case of any night mares!