What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

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Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

What did the one llama say to the other before they went on vacation?

ALPACA BAG

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you call Muslims at the end of their religious service?

Mosquitoes

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

Fever Jokes More Fever Jokes

Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!

What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)