What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What does mosquito say when its parents die?

shhhhhh.....it !!

What do you call a crazy guy in a room full of mosquitoes?

A bit neurotic.

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What did the mountain climber name his horse?

Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do you get when you combine Reddit with dry humor?

Circle jerky.

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

Scalar Jokes More Scalar Jokes

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.