What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Napoleon Bunnyparte!

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

kicked out of the petting zoo...

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

Scalar Jokes More Scalar Jokes

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.