Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

Why does everything taste like chicken?

Because God is black.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to .

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ?

Light ale !

What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

Staple Jokes More Staple Jokes

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face