He had a chicken stapled to his face.
Because he wanted to play chicken.
To say hello from the other side.
The road.
Because your mom was on the other side..
To fry the chicken.
Hit it in the face with an axe.
A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.
1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees.
