Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)

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How's your meal?

i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table

What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

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Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

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Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)