Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)

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What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

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Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)