On the range
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
The meal would fallout of flavor.
Meals on Wheels
Meals on wheels
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
An avalanche.
Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."
A bodybag
These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."
Fettuccini Alfedora.
He's
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because he made the First Order!
That hit the spots !
They go back four seconds.
She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.
Meals on wheels...
i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)
Tips waitress*
Check, mate.
Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...
Meals on wheels.
Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "
I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."
Fission chips.
dashud sthapem from flappen
It means nothing to them.
Because women have no rights.
100$ bill.
A: Turkey.
Because they don't like Turkey
Smashed potatoes.
They cook their own gooses !
The game warden found out he poached his eggs!
Because they're both roasted
Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.
A drone
Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.
Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."
ISIS
