Meal Jokes

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

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Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?

The meal would fallout of flavor.

What does the cannibal think after seeing a wheelchair user?

Meals on Wheels

What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic?

Meals on wheels

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

What is white and interferes with the meal?

An avalanche.

Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

What do you get if you dont finish your meal at a cannibalistic restaurant?

A bodybag

What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."

What is an Italian redditors favorite meal?

Fettuccini Alfedora.

Why does Naruto vomit after every meal?

He's

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What does a whore call a bus load of men?

Meals on Wheels

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Why did Snoke get his meal before Kylo Ren?

Because he made the First Order!

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?

That hit the spots !

What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...

How's your meal?

i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)

What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*

What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.

What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

What meal was given out to the survivors of the Chernobyl accident?

Fission chips.

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What mathematical cube can you cook with?

A boolean cube!

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Two cooks in the house.

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Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

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What did the baby seal order for lunch?

The club sandwich.

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A club sandwich.

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What's black and sits at the top of stairs?

A paraplegic after a house fire.

What do you call a fart from a paraplegic?

Inert gas.

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Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi"

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What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

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What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

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