What do you call a woman with her tongue out?

A lesbian with a hard on.

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What do you call a woman with her tongue out?

A lesbian with a hard on.

Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

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Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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What is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.

What are they planning on calling the next die hard movie in which the main villain is a lesbian terrorist?

DYKE HARD