What is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.

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What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(

What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

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What do you call a bunch of Lesbians in a closet?

A liquor cabinet.

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What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

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What is the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

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Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!

What's the difference between a Triscuit and a Lesbian??

One is a Snack Cracker and the other is a Crack Snacker!!

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

What is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.