What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

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What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

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Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

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The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

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Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!

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What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

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What is the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

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What is the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker

What is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.

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What's the difference between a Triscuit and a Lesbian??

One is a Snack Cracker and the other is a Crack Snacker!!

What is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.

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What is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.