Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .
I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.
Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.
Ones a cunning runt...
Orphan shaped ones.
Ones for coming and ones for going.
Because the ones that don't are never heard from again. I'll be here all day folks.
Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.
Ones a pant in the country the others a...
Empty ones ( )
Couple's Daily Question Mug
They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.
So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.
The ones with the golden proportions!
Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.
The ones with food.
ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.
The ones with diabases.
Ones with an obtuse angle.
Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.
Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.
Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright
All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.
Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S
The ones that are hot don't last as long
Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !
They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.
Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"
The ones with Jam in
Binary stars.
Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!
They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"
Ones used for cunning stunts.
They're the ones with the little red hats.
Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.
Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble
The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.
The ones in the mail of course!
A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
The ones who are always putting the bite on them!
The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.
Reindeer are the ones that fly.
Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.
Ones in a cup
They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.
Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."
The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.
Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer
Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.
Ones green and the other is black
May I take your order?"
Because they are always uf.
Moussaka
A: T-A-T-E-R.
HYATT
There are too many Links.
Game, *Set,* and match.
Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.
Slow down and use some lube
Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.
They only work 10% of the time.
De Beers
A hotdog
Reptile disfunction
If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.
Because everyone always left them hanging!
