Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

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What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC?

The green cabs haven't ripened yet.

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Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

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A bench can support a family

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Signing the legal guardian paperwork

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They're the ones with the little red hats.

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How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

Why did the magnet go to the psychiatrist?

He was bipolar.

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He cured them.

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Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

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What person shows you around a mental hospital?

Tour-ettes :)

What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!