Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

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What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

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The blonde has the higher sperm count.

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Having legs.....

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A teabag stays in the cup longer

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What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

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Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.