Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

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What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

NOTHING....!!!

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

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How can you recognize a Gnome Pig?

They're the ones with the little red hats.

What's the do a girlfriend and an ice cream cone have in common?

The ones that are hot don't last as long

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What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

Why did the magnet go to the psychiatrist?

He was bipolar.

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How's your headache?

Patient: She's out of town.

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

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What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!

Where do you take someone who overdoses on homeopathic medicine?

A mental hospital