How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

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What do you call a Muslim who always makes mistakes?

Errorist

How do Muslims laugh?

Muahahahamed Note: I don't have any prejudices against Islamic people.

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What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

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What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

What do Asgardians use to keep food hot?

A Thormos.

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