How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

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What do you call a drunk muslim?

Hammad. What do you call a VERY drunk Muslim? Mohammad.

What's a Muslim's favourite musician?

Shari'ah Carey

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Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

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What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

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How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

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How do Muslims like their food served?

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