How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

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How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

What do you call a Muslim pilot?

An Airrab.

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A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

Why were the twin towers sad?

They ordered pepperoni but got plain.

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What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

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How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

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How do Muslims like their food served?

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