Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

Why are there no elderly people in Africa?

They all die when they turn aidy.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat that torrents movies?

A copy cat.

Who is the favourite communist leader of all the cats?

Mao

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse!

What do you call a mouse with no balls?

Optical.

Letter M. Jokes More Letter M. Jokes

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."

What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity?

The letter M