Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do you get when you turn 4 blondes upside down?

4 brunettes

How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How am I not qualified?

Your resume is a stick figure and a poorly drawn igloo "It's a cat actually"

Why did the cat go to the doctors?

Because it wasn't feline well

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield !

Letter M. Jokes More Letter M. Jokes

What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity?

The letter M

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."