Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

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Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

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Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

How do you know?

My phone is turned off.

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How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ?

He has cat-arrh !

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

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What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

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What do mice do when they're at home ?

Mousework !

What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?

A mouse organ !

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Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."