Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !
She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.
It's all out of eggs..
4 brunettes
Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder
Your resume is a stick figure and a poorly drawn igloo "It's a cat actually"
Because it wasn't feline well
Polaroids
Expecto-Patron-On-Ice
Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing
A mouse in a minefield !
The letter M
A: The letter "m."