What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity?

The letter M

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What happened to the road?

Depressions.

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

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What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity?

The letter M

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4 blondes in 4 cars at a 4 way stop

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What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !