Eternity Jokes

What's the definition of eternity?

Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.

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What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity?

The letter M

What do you call an eternity?

4 blondes in 4 cars at a 4 way stop

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

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What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade?

They were my friends. :(

4 Blonde Jokes More 4 Blonde Jokes

What do you get when you turn 4 blondes upside down?

4 brunettes

What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach?

A: Public access.

4 Car Jokes More 4 Car Jokes

What do you call an eternity?

4 blondes in 4 cars at a 4 way stop

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

A: Marie Curie

Disappoint Jokes More Disappoint Jokes

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps