What's the definition of eternity?

Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

How do blondes like their eggs?

Unfertilized

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What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

A worm in a fur coat !

What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.

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What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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What's the definition of eternity?

Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.

What do you call an eternity?

4 blondes in 4 cars at a 4 way stop