Why was the Police Officer still in bed?

Because he was .

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What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

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What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy. :D

What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.