How can a line be both short and long?

It's a long line of midgets!

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How can a line be both short and long?

It's a long line of midgets!

What is a short punchy statement?

Boxing Midgets.

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What did the snake say to the cornered rat ?

Hiss is the end of the line for you !

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

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What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

What do you call a long line at a cookout?

A barbequeue.