Weights
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
Because with them it always works out.
Marry her.
You fit into his clothes.
One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.
It's a long line of midgets!
A barbequeue.
