What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

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What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

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Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

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What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

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How can a line be both short and long?

It's a long line of midgets!

What do you call a long line at a cookout?

A barbequeue.