Weights
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
Huge Jackman
It's a week day.
Because he was soda-pressing
Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.
the pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."
It's a long line of midgets!
A barbequeue.