Because m = AIt
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Weights
Weight for it...
Weight on it.
Diet Coke.
Hypertrophy!
BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE
Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea
A jacked rabbit.
because he chose from the kids menu
Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
They join weight witches.
They never carry their own weight.
Crossfit
Gamble in British currency.
By counting Kylereese.
He always went for the 6 instead of the 12
Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.
The mall is hiring new Santas.
It's a week day.
You fit into his clothes.
She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.
Marry her.
Because he was soda-pressing
Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.
They burn calories.
Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say
One Insta-gramm
Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside
They Swim-fast.
Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."
With a scale.
Diet and exorcise.
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.
You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!
When it's too heavy to lift.
my ghosh
He was just minding his Ps and Qs.
It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.
Pine trees
HI Jack!
Can I give you a lift "
Everything there is recycled, including this post.
Including dirty nursery rhymes.
One stood for something
A runner in scoring position.
Because he had his own scales !
On a scale from one to ten, urinate.
