What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

Why do Ethiopian girls give the best head?

They always swallow.

Why do Ethiopians have fly swatters?

To hunt for their food.

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Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.

What does a two-headed cat say??

Weow!

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What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

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What do you call a Ethiopian with gonorrhoea?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!