What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

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How did the Ethiopian escape prison?

He squeezed through the bars.

What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

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How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

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What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

What sweetie?

Tell who what ! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

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What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese

What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese