Quarter Pounder Jokes

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

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How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese

What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What do you call an anorexic blonde with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese !

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

What do you call a girl with anorexia and a yeast infection?

a quarter pounder with cheese.

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What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

What do you call an Ethiopian woman with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

a quarter pounder with cheese.

What do you call an anorexic.. What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese

What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"

What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum

What do you call a Ethiopian with gonorrhoea?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What do u call an anorexic women with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

What do you call a midget with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

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Two bits!

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McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds.

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What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Why are Ethopians so fit?

Because they have to run around in the shower to get wet.

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A coconut!

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Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

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What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

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The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!