Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

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Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

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Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

What would you hear at a cow concert?

Moo-sic!

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.

What do KKK and intensive training have in common?

they both make black guys run faster

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What do you call a rabbit in a beanie and listening to vinyl?

A Hopster.

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

What do u call an anorexic women with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!