Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

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he kind of blew

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With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

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Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

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Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

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A receding hare line!

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Quarter pounder.

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How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.