Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Why did nobody in the Orlando nightclub fight back?

They weren't thinking straight.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the robot hit-man say to his robot victim?

Nothing personal."

Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."

What's easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or a truck of babies?

The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!