Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

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What would my hippie side be doing right now?

I already know that

Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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What do you call a Serbian who won't clean his room?

Novak.

Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What's the difference between a meth lab and a Ferrari?

There isn't a Ferrari in my garage

What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.

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What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

to help with the cavity searches

Drag Queen Jokes More Drag Queen Jokes

What did the baby cigarette want to be when it grew up?

a Drag Queen

Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

Junk Jokes More Junk Jokes

What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

Tuck Jokes More Tuck Jokes

What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.

Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.