Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

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What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.

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How do you find a white person in the condiment aisle?

A: UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

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How would the Mexican Star-Spangled Banner begin?

Jose can you see

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

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How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

What do you call 3 Puerto Ricans, 1 Chinese Man, and 4 black guys?

A water sprinkler.

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What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

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Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

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What was Robert E. Lee voted in his High School Yearbook?

Most likely to Secede"

Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.