because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3
WAA-TAA!
Because proper tea is theft.
Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....
Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.
A: UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!
He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.
Jose can you see
Popcorn, of course!
Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.
A water sprinkler.
You cannot milk a goat for 13 years
You stop milking a cow after 14 years..
Because they lactose.
Most likely to Secede"
Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.