Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

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What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal

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What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

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What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Montana?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

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Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

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Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA !

Whats the most stupid thing you've seen a Bernie Sanders supporter do?

Vote for Bernie in a primary.