Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye?

Him: I give up Me: A terrorst

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

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Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't the whistleblower step outside?

Because it's Snowden.

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

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What do you call a pretentious criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending condescending

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.