Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

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Why couldn't the whistleblower step outside?

Because it's Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

What do you call an internet cafe in Russia?

A cyberian cafe.

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Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

How many cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs?

None. He "fell".