Edward Jokes

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

Whose son was Edward the Black Prince ?

Old King Coal !

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

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Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

because he's snowed in.

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

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Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

What do Aaron Hernandez and Edward Snowden have in common?

They're both expatriots (expatriates).

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

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What is it called when a man molests with each release?

Per version.

What is the thinnest book in the world?

What Men Know About Women

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

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What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore )

Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

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Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

Who's there ! Cynthia ! Cynthia who ?

Cynthia you been away I missed you !

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How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!

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Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus