Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

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Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

Why do we call the office printer Bob Marley?

Cause it's always Jammin'

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Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

How can you find Will Smith in the snow?

Because he's black

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What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded

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Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.