Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

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What do you call a urinary tract infection caused in a virgin?

Immaculate Infection

Why can't you take a shower with a pokemon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

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How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

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What makes the Japanese better than Al Qaeda?

At least the Japanese were considerate enough to bring their own planes

How do you make cocoa powder?

Throw from the plane

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Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.